Jokes........no offence?

Why are blond jokes so short?...........So men can understand them



Read each line aloud

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

***Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top



A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers

The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, ****, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

Jokes........no offence?
haha veryyy funny. i'm blonde too and i take no offense to blonde jokes
Reply:Those are really funny jokes ecspecially the first one!
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!



Great joke!!!
Reply:cool.
Reply:haha
Reply:You have let down the blondes again bubbles
Reply:lmao...star.
Reply:good one
Reply:Loll

first ones good ツ

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Reply:cut i liked the first one
Reply:ha ha very good, it took me longer than 40 seconds though
Reply:funny and entertaining
Reply:lmao i love them have a big star! :)
Reply:that blond one was hilarious. I'm going to got tell my husband it right now.
Reply:Very good
Reply:Lol Honey thanks for the laugh,here love have a star and don't take notice of them little nasties love.xxxx
Reply:lol!

Very good!
Reply:lmao...funny
Reply:u ddnt make these up i was reading these on a website the other day, i ddnt think it was that funny anyay
Reply:eyy im not a dumbass lol

lovin the blond jokes lmao

*Stared*
Reply:wow you made me feel like a dumbass then made me laugh,have a star
Reply:heard of all of them. they are old to me.
Reply:LMFAO!!! I am not a blonde, but this was hilarious!!
Reply:love the blonde joke but only took about ten seconds to read the other one so don't get it lol
Reply:LOL!!!
Reply:hehehehehe lovin it!! x