Three dogs.......BE WARNED...a bit dodgy !!?

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a Labrador, are sitting in the waiting room at the Vet when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and say, "So whay are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed". The Doberman says, "So what is the Vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.



The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Labrador says, "I am a digger, I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I just dig for the hell of it. When I'm inside I dig up carpets, but I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch". "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection," replied the dejected Labrador.



The Labroador then turns to the Doberman and asks "Why are you here then?" "I'm a humper," the Doberman says, "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever I want to hump, everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending over to dry her toes and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away." The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So lethal injection for you too huh?" "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm just here to get my nails clipped".

Three dogs.......BE WARNED...a bit dodgy !!?
IT IS funny.OH NO IT IS NOT FUNNY IT IS HILARIUS!
Reply:LOL
Reply:pmsl
Reply:wow lol.
Reply:I have a boxer and I wouldnt put him to sleep if he peed in the house, I'd just make sure he got more walkies outside.





Now you made me cry.
Reply:lmao
Reply:lol x
Reply:yuck
Reply:LOL
Reply:That made my glasses fall off. A very good joke and yay for the Doberman.



Good post please keep it up:)
Reply:a bit sick, but good.
Reply:eww but ooh so funny!!!
Reply:hahaha "no,no i'm just getting my nails clipped." ha that's freakng hilarious! great one..kinda gross..but great...keep the laughs coming.
Reply:lol very funny.
Reply:Best joke Ive seen on here that will have me chuckling all night cheers
Reply:It is a really sad story, did the other two dogs really get killed?
Reply:That's just wrong...lol.