3 Labradors in the Vets......?

Three Labrador retrievers, one brown, one yellow and one black, were all sitting in the vet's waiting room when they struck up a conversation.

The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replied, "I'm a pi55er. I pi55 on everything ... The sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pi55ed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it, and when I'm inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.

3 Labradors in the Vets......?
Hello there... saturday night, home alone fed up.. and read that joke... made me laugh for the first time today.. thanks honey
Reply:Great one mate



Keep em coming!!



Loved your last one!!
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