How many men will apply?

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN



ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY





Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants



The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:





DAY ONE



HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation



TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET %26amp; FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)



DISHES %26amp; SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK

OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.



LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups



LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting

"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!”

Open forum









DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role-play



HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation



REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation



LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES %26amp; CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class



GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

How many men will apply?
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Reply:Haha, its all so true.
Reply:great you only left out (1) how to choose a divorce lawyer
Reply:Wow, that's really good. Must put this on the workshop noticeboard tomorrow - anonymously!
Reply:It's a little too tough on the blokes, I can see a lesson for Women - how to get ready in under two hours - planning, practical application of cosmetics, how not to gas your partner by wearing too much perfume, how to check if your bum really does look big in this, etc, etc
Reply:If only that existed I know so many bloke I would sign up
Reply:Good ones! Funny! 100!
Reply:wow must be controled by women
Reply:None cos` they all think they are perfect.
Reply:so true
Reply:oh dear ive laughed so much to that my stomach hurts-thankyou!!



i need my boyfriend to go on day one!
Reply:good one! i gave u a star... i think this should be a must for all men...



hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Reply:loool just about sums up the whole male population dosent it

id go just to see them struggle
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