Monday, February 13, 2012

Doggie joke?

Three Labrador retrievers - chocolate, yellow, and black are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.



The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, "So why are you here?"



The chocolate lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."



The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"



"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."



The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"



The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."



"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

Doggie joke?
:) LOL
Reply:thanx needed that!
Reply:awe helll





that was good!
Reply:LOL Guess the owner is not one of the adventurous types huh? :o)
Reply:hahaa fags


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