Can you answer all this?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

Why do blacklights look purple?

Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?





How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?

Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?

Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?

How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?

Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?

Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

Why can't liquor freeze?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Can you answer all this?
No

no

its just food called chickpea

because its just the name of the group

because thats what man called it

Sea world. seafood. Seafod comes from the sea

because its the english language

his hat

well some do, others just dont like the rain.

well because humn race is stupid

because it isnt

It is impossable

No

Yes it is weird

Because you change the pitch of your voice and not always, sing a low note.

They could of ate the last peice of gum

no, holy poo

the person who made that must be dumb, ok

Becuase it is a name

Just because they dont, its not a real island

The water will go bad, and if you dont use the bottle soon

it will let off poiseness gasses

No

Yes

No intensionally

In new zealand we dont, lots off different places do different things

because when you go down hill its fine at first then you speed up and go faster and faster then you crash

he has nothing else

they dont

it hasnt been proven

Depends what your taste buds are like

because it can strangle the baby at night and its the thing that ataches the baby to the mother

Yes, maybe, no

Chemestry i guess

Really it depends on what you choose, the owner of the pet

Science

No one will ever know

Because you arnt really born yet

its what the human body does

Hack is just a name and they call it sack because its in a sack

noone know! FRREEKKYY!

The english language

there is pepper in it

the english language

yes

the english language

there babys, its what they do

Because its not healthy

why dont they have calf muscels

they have to put different things in them to do different things

one player i guess

It still is kareoke

to attract the buyer

depends what the parents do

un solved question

no

the english language

i not a pastor

i dont know

becuase that is why they made it

Your voice box

because its a toy, not real!

they could

they could

no

depends if they want to or not

no

there isnt enough

lol, yes they can, as long as there naked

well, open somewhere else

no, its still a fly

no, but someone should make some

the english language

because thats the way it was spelt

they made the game that way and the rules fit with it

because it can make you sick

no?????!

why is enviromental so long

because of the rythm yes

its acartoon, anything is possible

because it the english language

i dont know

my parents dont, not everyone does, they just do

the english language

the brain just functions that way

good point, the english language

it has a lot of set of other things in it as well

the english language







i hate you! that took me 2 hours! now i have one for you wise guy



Why is it called a pair of pants when you when you only have one.



I better get best answer
Reply:This is a good example of why I don't do drugs anymore.
Reply:Nope
Reply:I could... but would I?

lol yeah right this is just stupid.
Reply:WOW!! A lot of food for thought. How about this one....



Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax decrease save you $30?



or this one...



If there is oil made from corn (corn oil), oil made from olives (olive oil), etc, doesn't the idea of baby oil make you nervous?
Reply:No I can't.
Reply:depending on the situation, either

no. that would be mean.

brandnaming. supposedly more cute

It sounds better than :The Peoples dictator of China

It has to do with water consumption and reproduction rates

To benefit all customers

Kidnapped is a universal term for stealing people

Because they make everything not white black

He called the feather Macaroni

basic evolution states that we aviod any possible discomfort

It is the most common book, therefore, more easy to steal

Because it is unnecessary, and would look weird

physically impossible. The earth has a core that would melt any person going through it

That rarely happens, since the hole is so small

yes. very weird

Not true.

ate is the universal word for the chewing motion

no. its not. Thats silly

No, like you dont care what people think of you

Brandnaming





Alright, I dont have time for this
Reply:dude! this was the most hilarious thing i have ever read yet. were have u got all this stuff man
Reply:it's too long, wasting my time
Reply:you lost me about half way through, I just lost interest.
Reply:i really can think of a logical answer for most of these.

and by the way, when you ask, "can i ask you a question?" you did give much of a choice.
Reply:well, what came first? the chicken or the egg?
Reply:its too long