Jokes for kids - funny or not?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!



What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!



How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne!



What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!



What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!



What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!



What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!



What is a baby bee?

A little humbug!



Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their little yellow jackets!



Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!



What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backwards!



What are the cleverest bees?

Spelling bees!



Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!



What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!



What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!



What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!



What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!



Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box!



Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!



What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!



What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

Bee-thoven!



Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!



What's a bees favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!

Jokes for kids - funny or not?
Nice ones thanks
Reply:The simple ones are always the best. lol
Reply:Cute
Reply:nice.
Reply:lmfaooooooo. agen some hilarious ones lol . plizz post more will yah.



waht does bee can do to us but we cant do them ???



they can kiss us with the stinger and we can yell in pain . lol



cheers and have beelicious day
Reply:what up with all the bees? There good if you teach grades kindergarden-1

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