So, I think about wedding, and getting married all the time. When I see a bridal magazine, I tear through it. I'm not engaged, nor do I have a boyfriend. When I hear a love song, the first thing I think of is if it would be a good "first dance" song. I already know what my colors will be, what flowers I will use, who will be my bridesmaids, and how I'll do my hair. I've also been thinking of where to have the reception. Am I just being a typical girl, I mean, do other girls do this too, or am I being way outta line?
Is it normal to think about weddings and getting married all the time???
yes that is normal because that is what girls and women do. they dream of their BIG DAY!!
Reply:Its not abnormal to think about your wedding day before it happens. For women their wedding is a big deal and one of the most special moments. I think that it would become a problem if your love with the idea of getting married and having a wedding becomes an obsession. If you are taking the day to try on wedding dresses instead of going to work…if its interfering with you life and daily activities then yes it has become a problem. If not then there is no harm in dreaming about your special day and thinking about it ahead of time.
Good Luck
Reply:I've been doing this for years. I just love weddings (I love party planning, in general).
I think it's OK as long as it remains a hobby/guilty pleasure. As long as you aren't looking to get married, just for the sake of the party or pressuring boyfriends (when you have them) to propose. It's OK.
We all need a guilty pleasure. If looking at wedding related stuff is yours, OK than. Just make sure it's doesn't become something that alienates you from friends, loved ones or potential boyfriends.
If this is the worst thing you do, I wouldn't be worried. There are worse hobbies you could have, like drinking, drugs, gambling, sex addictions.....you get the idea!
Have fun browsing!
Reply:Girls do dream about it, but be realistic enough to realize that when you do meet that special guy, he's going to want to have input too. I always dreamed of a beach wedding, and we had a church wedding instead because my fiance was not into destination weddings.
My dress, engagement ring, and cake did not look like what I had envisioned while in my teens and early 20s (I married at 25), but I loved them more than the dreams that I used to have. In addition, my bridal party changed significantly as most of my bridesmaids were my friends from grad school (not high school or bachelors' degree of college).
Dream all you want, get subscriptions to bridal magazines (I did, it saves money from buying them every month)! Just keep in mind that your future guy may not dream everything exactly the way you do... although mine was totally cool with wearing the purple roses that I always wanted in his boutonniere. *SMILE*
I think all girls dream about their wedding day and about getting married... it's the little princess inside of us all. Out of line? Nah -- that would be if you'd bought stuff for your wedding already. Then I'd say you were going overboard! :)
Reply:I think its wonderfull for you to think about this. A wedding is a beautiful experience but I advise you not to sell yourself short by settling for just shacking up with someone, that can really dull the experience. Wait for the right person who will wait for you. I would also advise you to think about what kind of marriage you will have, how will you work out problems (all marriages have them), how to handle money, how many children etc. Many people plan for the wedding but not for the marriage. God created you to be joined to another, in fact He performed the first wedding in the Garden of Eden when He gave Eve to Adam. Ths Bible also talks about a marriage to come when the followers of Jesus (the bride of Christ) will be joined together with the Bridegroom (Jesus). There will be feasts and celebrations such as we have never seen. To take part in this you must put your trust in Jesus today and become His follower, you will become His bride and He is the greatest lover of all. You will not be disappointed.
Reply:I'm guessing you're in your early 20s? It's very typical but don't jump the gun and marry the first guy that comes along to experience that or parenthood. I know there are girls who have done that and staying w/ someone you don't truly love sucks (as well as divorce).
Reply:Haha, I did this my whole life, every girl dreams about her big day!
Reply:I think you are fine! Some people always dream about getting married, so it is no big deal. Just remember, you have to find the guy first and you don't want to settle for some guy just because you want to get married!
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Help help help i need a great answer as many as i can get for her to help me?
i'm a guy and i know my friend for the last 8 months
we don't live near each other but we talk online every few weeks (and we're both single) and i'm going to fly over and visit her for her birthday and i was going to get her some of her favorite flowers (yellow faragipanis) and say happy birthday and i hope you have many more beautiful and fantastic moments to come in romanian as a surprise (she's romanian) is this a good idea and this is the most importent part how should i give them to her and say the line.
what is a good way to do this without it being over the top or not make it weird for her.
i'll take all the help i can get
serious answers only girls will she like it?
Help help help i need a great answer as many as i can get for her to help me?
While giving them to her say that line!
Its so amazing!!!!
She will be REALLY excited!
I think its cute and your a great guy for doing this!
Have courage give them to her say the line and it will all go smooth!
Reply:i think she'll love it, i don't think she'll feel weird, she'll be flattered and impressed. In the long run, you end up giving her more of a present than you actually planned, when you consider the great memory she'll have of that birthday and the trouble you went to just to please her.
Reply:Talking online every few weeks would still be friendship status so go easy on yourself and see what she thinks when you get there, too. Let her set the course for all this.
Your plan sounds great and not overdone with the flowers, etc.
And don't forget to breathe, eh!! Good Luck and Enjoy.
Reply:you mentioned you talk online every few weeks...
but you didnt mention if you got the vibe she likes you like that.
i mean, if she thinks the two of you are just friends (even if you do the whole flirting thing, because EVERYONE DOES THAT) and you go fly all the way over to where she's at, thats a bit much...
if you guys are like, 5 hours apart, okay, no biggy, but if you are way apart, thats too big of a gesture and that might scare her.
you dont even know what plans she has for the day youre coming.
im just saying, it could get pretty awkward, you know?
but that set aside, you are a very romantic person, and you sound like a sweetheart!
Reply:Sound like an internet stalker to me!
Reply:It sounds great... just take things slow.. Don't be too pushy
Reply:Hm, I think maybe you should write down the line and tuck it into the flowers. There arent a million ways you can give the flowers to her lol, you can just show up at her house, knock on her door and say happy birthday with a silly grin on your face. That's always nice :-)
I think, if you dont want to make it weird it might be a good idea to tell her that you're coming before you do go (but obviously dont tell her about the flowers). Sometimes people showing up out of the blue makes some people nervous lol.
Reply:oh thats adorable i bet she'll love it!
just act calm and remember to mention that u love her!
Reply:If you're American, she'll appreciate you just being there. If you're not American, she'll still appreciate you just being there. If you don't act like a tourist, you can probably really truly impress her.
Reply:uh, sounds beautiful, maybe over a romantic dinner?? pack the flowers in your suitcase ,, pull em out at dinner. yah!
Reply:just be confident cause if you just act shy while you say whatever then she'll be like what???
say whatever is on your mind and don't get nervous and don't rehearse.
we don't live near each other but we talk online every few weeks (and we're both single) and i'm going to fly over and visit her for her birthday and i was going to get her some of her favorite flowers (yellow faragipanis) and say happy birthday and i hope you have many more beautiful and fantastic moments to come in romanian as a surprise (she's romanian) is this a good idea and this is the most importent part how should i give them to her and say the line.
what is a good way to do this without it being over the top or not make it weird for her.
i'll take all the help i can get
serious answers only girls will she like it?
Help help help i need a great answer as many as i can get for her to help me?
While giving them to her say that line!
Its so amazing!!!!
She will be REALLY excited!
I think its cute and your a great guy for doing this!
Have courage give them to her say the line and it will all go smooth!
Reply:i think she'll love it, i don't think she'll feel weird, she'll be flattered and impressed. In the long run, you end up giving her more of a present than you actually planned, when you consider the great memory she'll have of that birthday and the trouble you went to just to please her.
Reply:Talking online every few weeks would still be friendship status so go easy on yourself and see what she thinks when you get there, too. Let her set the course for all this.
Your plan sounds great and not overdone with the flowers, etc.
And don't forget to breathe, eh!! Good Luck and Enjoy.
Reply:you mentioned you talk online every few weeks...
but you didnt mention if you got the vibe she likes you like that.
i mean, if she thinks the two of you are just friends (even if you do the whole flirting thing, because EVERYONE DOES THAT) and you go fly all the way over to where she's at, thats a bit much...
if you guys are like, 5 hours apart, okay, no biggy, but if you are way apart, thats too big of a gesture and that might scare her.
you dont even know what plans she has for the day youre coming.
im just saying, it could get pretty awkward, you know?
but that set aside, you are a very romantic person, and you sound like a sweetheart!
Reply:Sound like an internet stalker to me!
Reply:It sounds great... just take things slow.. Don't be too pushy
Reply:Hm, I think maybe you should write down the line and tuck it into the flowers. There arent a million ways you can give the flowers to her lol, you can just show up at her house, knock on her door and say happy birthday with a silly grin on your face. That's always nice :-)
I think, if you dont want to make it weird it might be a good idea to tell her that you're coming before you do go (but obviously dont tell her about the flowers). Sometimes people showing up out of the blue makes some people nervous lol.
Reply:oh thats adorable i bet she'll love it!
just act calm and remember to mention that u love her!
Reply:If you're American, she'll appreciate you just being there. If you're not American, she'll still appreciate you just being there. If you don't act like a tourist, you can probably really truly impress her.
Reply:uh, sounds beautiful, maybe over a romantic dinner?? pack the flowers in your suitcase ,, pull em out at dinner. yah!
Reply:just be confident cause if you just act shy while you say whatever then she'll be like what???
say whatever is on your mind and don't get nervous and don't rehearse.
World history please help?
hey guys im stuck on these 3 world history questions and i really need some help so if you can please help me. 10points and best and best answer.
The Dutch tried to dominate the clove trade by ?
destroying the crops produced by the English and the Portuguese.
persuading close growers to grow only flowers and not cloves.
limiting cultivation of the crop to one island and forcing others to stop the growing and trade of the spice.
undercutting their competitors by raising the price of Dutch clove.
The Treaty of Tordesillas, signed in 1494,?
put an end to the war between Portugal and Turkey.
established a line of demarcation between territories
controlled by Portugal and those controlled by Spain.
ended the violence between Portuguese and Muslim traders.
made Portuguese the official language of the Americas.
World history please help?
Mercantilism is an economic theory that the prosperity of a nation depends upon its capital, and that the volume of the world economy and international trade is unchangeable. Government economic policy based on these ideas is also sometimes called mercantilism, but is more properly known as the mercantile system. Some scholars conceive the mercantile system as a subset of, or synonymous with, the early stages of capitalism, while others consider mercantilism to be a distinct economic system.
Economic assets, or capital, are represented by bullion (gold, silver, and trade value) held by the state, which is best increased through a positive balance of trade with other nations (exports minus imports). Mercantilism suggests that the ruling government should advance these goals by playing a protectionist role in the economy, by encouraging exports and discouraging imports, especially through the use of tariffs.
The Treaty of Tordesillas (Portuguese: Tratado de Tordesilhas, Spanish: Tratado de Tordesillas), signed at Tordesillas (now in Valladolid province, Spain), June 7, 1494, divided the newly discovered lands outside Europe into an exclusive duopoly between the Spanish and the Portuguese along a north-south meridian 370 leagues west of the Cape Verde islands (off the west coast of Africa).
about the cloves- no clue
I found the answers in Wikipedia
about cloves in Wikipedia:
"""Until modern times, cloves grew only on a few islands in the Maluku Islands (historically called the Spice Islands), including Bacan, Makian, Moti, Ternate, and Tidore.[8] Nevertheless, they found their way west to the Middle East and Europe well before the first century CE. Archeologists found cloves within a ceramic vessel in Syria along with evidence dating the find to within a few years of 1721 BC.[8]
Cloves, along with nutmeg and pepper, were highly prized in Roman times, and Pliny the Elder once famously complained that "there is no year in which India does not drain the Roman Empire of fifty million sesterces". Cloves were traded by Arabs during the Middle Ages in the profitable Indian Ocean trade. In the late fifteenth century, Portugal took over the Indian Ocean trade, including cloves, due to the Treaty of Tordesillas with Spain and a separate treaty with the sultan of Ternate. The Portuguese brought large quantities of cloves to Europe, mainly from the Maluku Islands. Clove was then one of the most valuable spices, a kg costing around 7 g of gold[citation needed].
The trade later became dominated by the Dutch in the seventeenth century. With great difficulty the French succeeded in introducing the clove tree into Mauritius in the year 1770; subsequently their cultivation was introduced into Guiana, Brazil, most of the West Indies, and Zanzibar, where the majority of cloves are grown today.
"""
The Dutch tried to dominate the clove trade by ?
destroying the crops produced by the English and the Portuguese.
persuading close growers to grow only flowers and not cloves.
limiting cultivation of the crop to one island and forcing others to stop the growing and trade of the spice.
undercutting their competitors by raising the price of Dutch clove.
The Treaty of Tordesillas, signed in 1494,?
put an end to the war between Portugal and Turkey.
established a line of demarcation between territories
controlled by Portugal and those controlled by Spain.
ended the violence between Portuguese and Muslim traders.
made Portuguese the official language of the Americas.
World history please help?
Mercantilism is an economic theory that the prosperity of a nation depends upon its capital, and that the volume of the world economy and international trade is unchangeable. Government economic policy based on these ideas is also sometimes called mercantilism, but is more properly known as the mercantile system. Some scholars conceive the mercantile system as a subset of, or synonymous with, the early stages of capitalism, while others consider mercantilism to be a distinct economic system.
Economic assets, or capital, are represented by bullion (gold, silver, and trade value) held by the state, which is best increased through a positive balance of trade with other nations (exports minus imports). Mercantilism suggests that the ruling government should advance these goals by playing a protectionist role in the economy, by encouraging exports and discouraging imports, especially through the use of tariffs.
The Treaty of Tordesillas (Portuguese: Tratado de Tordesilhas, Spanish: Tratado de Tordesillas), signed at Tordesillas (now in Valladolid province, Spain), June 7, 1494, divided the newly discovered lands outside Europe into an exclusive duopoly between the Spanish and the Portuguese along a north-south meridian 370 leagues west of the Cape Verde islands (off the west coast of Africa).
about the cloves- no clue
I found the answers in Wikipedia
about cloves in Wikipedia:
"""Until modern times, cloves grew only on a few islands in the Maluku Islands (historically called the Spice Islands), including Bacan, Makian, Moti, Ternate, and Tidore.[8] Nevertheless, they found their way west to the Middle East and Europe well before the first century CE. Archeologists found cloves within a ceramic vessel in Syria along with evidence dating the find to within a few years of 1721 BC.[8]
Cloves, along with nutmeg and pepper, were highly prized in Roman times, and Pliny the Elder once famously complained that "there is no year in which India does not drain the Roman Empire of fifty million sesterces". Cloves were traded by Arabs during the Middle Ages in the profitable Indian Ocean trade. In the late fifteenth century, Portugal took over the Indian Ocean trade, including cloves, due to the Treaty of Tordesillas with Spain and a separate treaty with the sultan of Ternate. The Portuguese brought large quantities of cloves to Europe, mainly from the Maluku Islands. Clove was then one of the most valuable spices, a kg costing around 7 g of gold[citation needed].
The trade later became dominated by the Dutch in the seventeenth century. With great difficulty the French succeeded in introducing the clove tree into Mauritius in the year 1770; subsequently their cultivation was introduced into Guiana, Brazil, most of the West Indies, and Zanzibar, where the majority of cloves are grown today.
"""
I need some help with my band?
Ok, well I started a band. We played covers for a couple of months and then this last few weeks we've started writin' out own stuff and all of the sudden our vocalist and rhythm guitarist wrote this awful song called Butterflies and Flowers. He says it has a story, but he's made his vocals so high picted in it you can hardly hear it and the guitar line goes from a mellow melody to a heavy metal heading banging catastrophe and he is the only one who wants to play it at gigs and I was wondering what I should. I've thought about kickin' him out, but we've been best friends since we were in first grade. Its just kind of a meessed up problem.
I need some help with my band?
I had a similar problem once. Work with him on it. Try to put something you like over what he's playing. Believe it or not it actually does work. If you focus on what you're playing %26amp; getting into your own 'zone,' everything literally just fades out. Suggest changing some parts. If all else fails, just let him do it by himself on stage (I think that's called a capella or something like that). If the crowd doesn't like it, they'll let him know.
Reply:well first of all, your band has to agree with each other.
you might wanna right and new song and a new rhythm because in your description, it doesn't sound all that great.
maybe you can persuade your vocalist to right new song and a one maybe in a lower pitch because if you make a band, you want people to notice you and HEAR you. people can't really hear you when you're singing in a super high pitch voice...
as i said, convince the vocalist to write a new song but break it down to help slowly and nice and easy.
do the same with the guitarist.
if all goes well, the pieces of music should all blend in together nicely. (i hope)
hope this helps!
Reply:Dont kick him out if its only over one song and no other problems are occuring and if the other band members feel the same way as you then you should,as a band,talk to him and tell him the song isnt working,magority rules.The point of a band is working together to make something new that people enjoy listening to,your not the only one in the band and some times you have to make sacrafices for one another in order to work with each other.If he cares about being in the band then he should understand,if not then screw him and see how far he gets without a band at all,that should fix it.
Reply:That actually sounds like a good song, but I'm sure it's worse if you hear it. Anyway, I think you should tell him off that the song does not fit your bands image. Make him feel appreciated though, don't just say "Your song sucks" tell him that you and the rest of the band don't like the song and will not play it, or try to fix it up and make it suck less.
Reply:Write a better song than him, and win everyone's approval.
I need some help with my band?
I had a similar problem once. Work with him on it. Try to put something you like over what he's playing. Believe it or not it actually does work. If you focus on what you're playing %26amp; getting into your own 'zone,' everything literally just fades out. Suggest changing some parts. If all else fails, just let him do it by himself on stage (I think that's called a capella or something like that). If the crowd doesn't like it, they'll let him know.
Reply:well first of all, your band has to agree with each other.
you might wanna right and new song and a new rhythm because in your description, it doesn't sound all that great.
maybe you can persuade your vocalist to right new song and a one maybe in a lower pitch because if you make a band, you want people to notice you and HEAR you. people can't really hear you when you're singing in a super high pitch voice...
as i said, convince the vocalist to write a new song but break it down to help slowly and nice and easy.
do the same with the guitarist.
if all goes well, the pieces of music should all blend in together nicely. (i hope)
hope this helps!
Reply:Dont kick him out if its only over one song and no other problems are occuring and if the other band members feel the same way as you then you should,as a band,talk to him and tell him the song isnt working,magority rules.The point of a band is working together to make something new that people enjoy listening to,your not the only one in the band and some times you have to make sacrafices for one another in order to work with each other.If he cares about being in the band then he should understand,if not then screw him and see how far he gets without a band at all,that should fix it.
Reply:That actually sounds like a good song, but I'm sure it's worse if you hear it. Anyway, I think you should tell him off that the song does not fit your bands image. Make him feel appreciated though, don't just say "Your song sucks" tell him that you and the rest of the band don't like the song and will not play it, or try to fix it up and make it suck less.
Reply:Write a better song than him, and win everyone's approval.
Ladies is it possible? please help me out?
So is it possible to have dated someone and becasue of the stress of life situations become friend becuase the other person can't put 100%. Is it possible to bbe more than friends later on?
Ok so my ex ended the relationship because she got really stressed out with her new career and not giving her son enought time. I give her that I never wanted to get in the way. She wanted to be friends and work out her issues and then try out our relationship. Well I am madly in love with this women! And I wrote her a letter on how I felt(i know a little immature) I wanted to make it right and talk to her about it but I have not found the right time. She got really sick this week so I send her some flowers and just wrote " get well soon" I asked her if she had liked them and she said yes but that I was crossing the friend line. I really love her and I don't think their is another women for me like her out there. Can we still end up together? She texts me on special days like xmas and valentines.
Ladies is it possible? please help me out?
if u really love the person, then go for it... go the extra mile, win her heart back.. surprise her, every women love surprises. show to her how much you care and love her..
God bless and hope u can win her back!
Reply:Yes it's possible, however only time will tell. Just be patient and give her a lot of space so you don't turn her off. This "time" could really be a test to see if she really loves you. If her problems are so big right now that she can't include you in her life then I would say that she is uncertain about the relationship.
Right now the most important thing to her is her child %26amp; career .
What she is doing is excluding you for whatever reasons she has. Speaking from a woman's point of view I think you should not call her at all, cut off all communication in order to find out the real truth . That is the only real way you will know how she feels about you. It won't be easy for you but you will find out how she feels in the long run. Hang in there and Good Luck!
Reply:I was in the same exact situation as ur ex, and said the same thing to my bf as she did.
Truthfully, u need to give it time. Lay off of her for a while, give her time to sort thing out.
Still show u care, dont necessarily do things romantically but as a friend b/c when time comes she'll realize u respected her decision and still continued to be a part of her life.
Reply:hey i understand u love her and all but she needs to work this out
either give her sometime or become her friend like help her take care of her boy and help her with her work just dont freak her out just try to be her FRIEND then wen she gets her life together THEN MAYBE think about being more!
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Ok so my ex ended the relationship because she got really stressed out with her new career and not giving her son enought time. I give her that I never wanted to get in the way. She wanted to be friends and work out her issues and then try out our relationship. Well I am madly in love with this women! And I wrote her a letter on how I felt(i know a little immature) I wanted to make it right and talk to her about it but I have not found the right time. She got really sick this week so I send her some flowers and just wrote " get well soon" I asked her if she had liked them and she said yes but that I was crossing the friend line. I really love her and I don't think their is another women for me like her out there. Can we still end up together? She texts me on special days like xmas and valentines.
Ladies is it possible? please help me out?
if u really love the person, then go for it... go the extra mile, win her heart back.. surprise her, every women love surprises. show to her how much you care and love her..
God bless and hope u can win her back!
Reply:Yes it's possible, however only time will tell. Just be patient and give her a lot of space so you don't turn her off. This "time" could really be a test to see if she really loves you. If her problems are so big right now that she can't include you in her life then I would say that she is uncertain about the relationship.
Right now the most important thing to her is her child %26amp; career .
What she is doing is excluding you for whatever reasons she has. Speaking from a woman's point of view I think you should not call her at all, cut off all communication in order to find out the real truth . That is the only real way you will know how she feels about you. It won't be easy for you but you will find out how she feels in the long run. Hang in there and Good Luck!
Reply:I was in the same exact situation as ur ex, and said the same thing to my bf as she did.
Truthfully, u need to give it time. Lay off of her for a while, give her time to sort thing out.
Still show u care, dont necessarily do things romantically but as a friend b/c when time comes she'll realize u respected her decision and still continued to be a part of her life.
Reply:hey i understand u love her and all but she needs to work this out
either give her sometime or become her friend like help her take care of her boy and help her with her work just dont freak her out just try to be her FRIEND then wen she gets her life together THEN MAYBE think about being more!
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I know it's V.C. Andrews only plot point is that they're locked in a basement and food slipped through.
I recently remembered part of a plot line. I know it's V.C. Andrews but I can't remember for the life of me what book. I remember I think 2 characters get locked in a basement of a smaller (?) house and food is sent through the crack between the board and the door...not to be confused with Flowers in the Attic, which obviously they're locked in the attic. Please help as this has been in my head for ages and it bothers me that I can't remember the book. I know I should.
I know it's V.C. Andrews only plot point is that they're locked in a basement and food slipped through.
Never heard of that one but I stopped reading those books when all the plots became silly. Its not any of the older books
Reply:I've read some V C Andrews, but I don't remember anything like that. It's not from Heaven (the Casteel family) series or Landry, Culter, or the Orphans or Wildflowers, or Shooting Stars series.
Some of the other series that are listed in the book (That I have not read) are:
The Hudson family (Rain, Lightening Strikes, Eye of the Storm, and The End of the Rainbow.)
The DeBeers Family (Willow)
The Logan family (Melody, Heart Song, Unfinished Symphony, Music in the Night, Olivia)
Also listed is My Sweet Audrina, but I don't remember anything like that in there either, although it's been a really long time since I read it.
Reply:I'm not sure if this is right but I googled it and got a book called Scattered Leaves. If that's not it, then you could try googling it too. There were more books listed in different links but this one sounds the most like the one you've described.
Edit: If There Be Thorns also came up on that link. That could be it as well.
Reply:yehaa
Reply:Yeah
I know it's V.C. Andrews only plot point is that they're locked in a basement and food slipped through.
Never heard of that one but I stopped reading those books when all the plots became silly. Its not any of the older books
Reply:I've read some V C Andrews, but I don't remember anything like that. It's not from Heaven (the Casteel family) series or Landry, Culter, or the Orphans or Wildflowers, or Shooting Stars series.
Some of the other series that are listed in the book (That I have not read) are:
The Hudson family (Rain, Lightening Strikes, Eye of the Storm, and The End of the Rainbow.)
The DeBeers Family (Willow)
The Logan family (Melody, Heart Song, Unfinished Symphony, Music in the Night, Olivia)
Also listed is My Sweet Audrina, but I don't remember anything like that in there either, although it's been a really long time since I read it.
Reply:I'm not sure if this is right but I googled it and got a book called Scattered Leaves. If that's not it, then you could try googling it too. There were more books listed in different links but this one sounds the most like the one you've described.
Edit: If There Be Thorns also came up on that link. That could be it as well.
Reply:yehaa
Reply:Yeah
Can you answer all this?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Can you answer all this?
No
no
its just food called chickpea
because its just the name of the group
because thats what man called it
Sea world. seafood. Seafod comes from the sea
because its the english language
his hat
well some do, others just dont like the rain.
well because humn race is stupid
because it isnt
It is impossable
No
Yes it is weird
Because you change the pitch of your voice and not always, sing a low note.
They could of ate the last peice of gum
no, holy poo
the person who made that must be dumb, ok
Becuase it is a name
Just because they dont, its not a real island
The water will go bad, and if you dont use the bottle soon
it will let off poiseness gasses
No
Yes
No intensionally
In new zealand we dont, lots off different places do different things
because when you go down hill its fine at first then you speed up and go faster and faster then you crash
he has nothing else
they dont
it hasnt been proven
Depends what your taste buds are like
because it can strangle the baby at night and its the thing that ataches the baby to the mother
Yes, maybe, no
Chemestry i guess
Really it depends on what you choose, the owner of the pet
Science
No one will ever know
Because you arnt really born yet
its what the human body does
Hack is just a name and they call it sack because its in a sack
noone know! FRREEKKYY!
The english language
there is pepper in it
the english language
yes
the english language
there babys, its what they do
Because its not healthy
why dont they have calf muscels
they have to put different things in them to do different things
one player i guess
It still is kareoke
to attract the buyer
depends what the parents do
un solved question
no
the english language
i not a pastor
i dont know
becuase that is why they made it
Your voice box
because its a toy, not real!
they could
they could
no
depends if they want to or not
no
there isnt enough
lol, yes they can, as long as there naked
well, open somewhere else
no, its still a fly
no, but someone should make some
the english language
because thats the way it was spelt
they made the game that way and the rules fit with it
because it can make you sick
no?????!
why is enviromental so long
because of the rythm yes
its acartoon, anything is possible
because it the english language
i dont know
my parents dont, not everyone does, they just do
the english language
the brain just functions that way
good point, the english language
it has a lot of set of other things in it as well
the english language
i hate you! that took me 2 hours! now i have one for you wise guy
Why is it called a pair of pants when you when you only have one.
I better get best answer
Reply:This is a good example of why I don't do drugs anymore.
Reply:Nope
Reply:I could... but would I?
lol yeah right this is just stupid.
Reply:WOW!! A lot of food for thought. How about this one....
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax decrease save you $30?
or this one...
If there is oil made from corn (corn oil), oil made from olives (olive oil), etc, doesn't the idea of baby oil make you nervous?
Reply:No I can't.
Reply:depending on the situation, either
no. that would be mean.
brandnaming. supposedly more cute
It sounds better than :The Peoples dictator of China
It has to do with water consumption and reproduction rates
To benefit all customers
Kidnapped is a universal term for stealing people
Because they make everything not white black
He called the feather Macaroni
basic evolution states that we aviod any possible discomfort
It is the most common book, therefore, more easy to steal
Because it is unnecessary, and would look weird
physically impossible. The earth has a core that would melt any person going through it
That rarely happens, since the hole is so small
yes. very weird
Not true.
ate is the universal word for the chewing motion
no. its not. Thats silly
No, like you dont care what people think of you
Brandnaming
Alright, I dont have time for this
Reply:dude! this was the most hilarious thing i have ever read yet. were have u got all this stuff man
Reply:it's too long, wasting my time
Reply:you lost me about half way through, I just lost interest.
Reply:i really can think of a logical answer for most of these.
and by the way, when you ask, "can i ask you a question?" you did give much of a choice.
Reply:well, what came first? the chicken or the egg?
Reply:its too long
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Can you answer all this?
No
no
its just food called chickpea
because its just the name of the group
because thats what man called it
Sea world. seafood. Seafod comes from the sea
because its the english language
his hat
well some do, others just dont like the rain.
well because humn race is stupid
because it isnt
It is impossable
No
Yes it is weird
Because you change the pitch of your voice and not always, sing a low note.
They could of ate the last peice of gum
no, holy poo
the person who made that must be dumb, ok
Becuase it is a name
Just because they dont, its not a real island
The water will go bad, and if you dont use the bottle soon
it will let off poiseness gasses
No
Yes
No intensionally
In new zealand we dont, lots off different places do different things
because when you go down hill its fine at first then you speed up and go faster and faster then you crash
he has nothing else
they dont
it hasnt been proven
Depends what your taste buds are like
because it can strangle the baby at night and its the thing that ataches the baby to the mother
Yes, maybe, no
Chemestry i guess
Really it depends on what you choose, the owner of the pet
Science
No one will ever know
Because you arnt really born yet
its what the human body does
Hack is just a name and they call it sack because its in a sack
noone know! FRREEKKYY!
The english language
there is pepper in it
the english language
yes
the english language
there babys, its what they do
Because its not healthy
why dont they have calf muscels
they have to put different things in them to do different things
one player i guess
It still is kareoke
to attract the buyer
depends what the parents do
un solved question
no
the english language
i not a pastor
i dont know
becuase that is why they made it
Your voice box
because its a toy, not real!
they could
they could
no
depends if they want to or not
no
there isnt enough
lol, yes they can, as long as there naked
well, open somewhere else
no, its still a fly
no, but someone should make some
the english language
because thats the way it was spelt
they made the game that way and the rules fit with it
because it can make you sick
no?????!
why is enviromental so long
because of the rythm yes
its acartoon, anything is possible
because it the english language
i dont know
my parents dont, not everyone does, they just do
the english language
the brain just functions that way
good point, the english language
it has a lot of set of other things in it as well
the english language
i hate you! that took me 2 hours! now i have one for you wise guy
Why is it called a pair of pants when you when you only have one.
I better get best answer
Reply:This is a good example of why I don't do drugs anymore.
Reply:Nope
Reply:I could... but would I?
lol yeah right this is just stupid.
Reply:WOW!! A lot of food for thought. How about this one....
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200, and a substantial tax decrease save you $30?
or this one...
If there is oil made from corn (corn oil), oil made from olives (olive oil), etc, doesn't the idea of baby oil make you nervous?
Reply:No I can't.
Reply:depending on the situation, either
no. that would be mean.
brandnaming. supposedly more cute
It sounds better than :The Peoples dictator of China
It has to do with water consumption and reproduction rates
To benefit all customers
Kidnapped is a universal term for stealing people
Because they make everything not white black
He called the feather Macaroni
basic evolution states that we aviod any possible discomfort
It is the most common book, therefore, more easy to steal
Because it is unnecessary, and would look weird
physically impossible. The earth has a core that would melt any person going through it
That rarely happens, since the hole is so small
yes. very weird
Not true.
ate is the universal word for the chewing motion
no. its not. Thats silly
No, like you dont care what people think of you
Brandnaming
Alright, I dont have time for this
Reply:dude! this was the most hilarious thing i have ever read yet. were have u got all this stuff man
Reply:it's too long, wasting my time
Reply:you lost me about half way through, I just lost interest.
Reply:i really can think of a logical answer for most of these.
and by the way, when you ask, "can i ask you a question?" you did give much of a choice.
Reply:well, what came first? the chicken or the egg?
Reply:its too long
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