Kids bee jokes lol?

KIDS AND BEE JOKES…………..



? What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

? What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

? How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She's throne!

? What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

? What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

? What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

? What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

? What is a baby bee?

A little humbug!

? Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their little yellow jackets!

? Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

? What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

? What are the cleverest bees?

Spelling bees!

? Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

? What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

? What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

? What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

? What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

? Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box!

? Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

? What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!

? What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?

Bee-thoven!

? Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

? What's a bees favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!

? What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

? What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

? What's more dangerous than being with a fool?

Fooling with a bee!

? What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!

? What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?

A bramble bee!

? Who is the bees favorite pop group?

The bee gees!

? What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

An animal that stinks and stings!

? Who is the bees favorite singer?

Sting!

? What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

? What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

? Who is a bee's favorite painter?

Pablo Beecasso!

? Why do bees have sticky hair?

Beacuse of the honey combs!

? What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane.

? Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

? What's a bees favorite flower?

A bee-gonias!

? What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

? What is the bees favorite film?

The Sting!

? What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

? What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

? What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

? What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

? How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

? Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

? Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

? What do you call a bee born in May?

A maybe!

And finally…what would you like to say to Jake right now….Bee Gone you **** ** *** ***!

Kids bee jokes lol?
hello uncle Jake, my sister my brother and i are laughing so hard our bellies hurt. we will like to give all these stars bcause you are so funny ****************************************...
Reply:LMBO !! My kids are going to love these !!!

I think I told you this one but what did the Ghost say to the bee ?

Boo Bee. Ha ha .

Ok not near as funny as those . LOL

Thanks Jake for always making my day. xx Sugar bug
Reply:okay, well, hmm, if you made these up, they are pretty clever, but i dont really find them that interesting, young kids between 4-10 would !!
Reply:dude, i stopped reading halfway thru, good job though for wasting time making these, but make them more interesting
Reply:like it bumble-ones
Reply:Mason says "hey Jake" and love this will keep them for Mason also. thanks.
Reply:Hahaha they're so cute!! You don't have to be a kid to enjoy a few jokes like that (=
Reply:Becaue they can't whistle!!! Cute as Hell!! LOL!!

-Mel
Reply:cool....you deserve many stars***************.......
Reply:lol fumble bee!





That had to be my fave!
Reply:i'm 17 i loved it
Reply:some people are jerks!but i thought they were cute!=)
Reply:great for kids..~lol~
Reply:these are cute....my kids will love them

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