Monday, February 13, 2012

For you only?

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!



ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY









Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants



The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:







DAY ONE



HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation



TOILET ROLLS! - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET %26amp; FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)



DISHES %26amp; SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.



LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups



LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum







DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play



HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation



REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation



LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES %26amp; CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class



GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available

For you only?
very cute. and very true!
Reply:haha cute
Reply:I should inlist my boyfriend...
Reply:When and where may I sign up my hubby for all of the above classes?? lol
Reply:This is the 3rd time I have seen this... Please stop
Reply:I love this-

Will it teach what to do with empty potato chip bags and cereal boxes too. What a very demanding curriculum!@!! Are they ready?
Reply:i know someone who could do with this course, how/where can i fill a form him?! money is not a matter at all!!
Reply:Hilarius.....lol
Reply:sorry.. i didn't graduate was too busy pushing buttons on the remote and leaving crumbs on the couch!lol!! j/k
Reply:lol
Reply:Obviously you got a sssshhhiiittt husband, ha ha I am good, not all men are that bad, just some women are hopeless at picking a good one....


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