Monday, February 13, 2012

If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?


Can you cry under water?


If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?


Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?


What's the difference between a novel and a book?


How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?


If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?


If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?








Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.


Do penguins have knees?


Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?


Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?


In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?


Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?


If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?


Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?


If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?


If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?


Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?


Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?


Can you cry underwater?


You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?


If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?


Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?


If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?


If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?


If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?


Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?


How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?


If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?


When the French swear do they say pardon my English?


Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?


How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?


Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?


If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?


If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?


Why are red buttons always the most important?


How is chess considered a sport?


Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?


If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?


If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?


If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?


Would you die if you didn't pee?


Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?


How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.


Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.


When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?


If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?


If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?


Could you be a closet claustrophobic?


Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?


If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?


Where do all the daylight savings hours go?


Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?


What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?


Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"


Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?


How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?


Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?


Can you slam a revolving door?


How young can you be, but still die of old age?


What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?


Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?


What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?


Can you read a picture book?


Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?


Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!


If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?


if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?


What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?


What shape is the sky?


If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?


Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?





f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?


If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?


What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?


Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?


Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?


Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??


Why do blacklights look purple?


Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?


Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?








How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?


Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?


If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?


If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?


Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?


How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?


How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?


If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?


You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?


Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?


If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?


Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?


If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?


Can bald people get a hair line fracture?


Why do they put holes in crackers?


How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?


Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?


If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?


Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?


If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?


Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?


Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?


Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?


Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?


Why can't liquor freeze?


If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?


How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?


Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?


What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?


Who was in the kitchen with Dina?


Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?


Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?


How old does something have to be to become an antique?


Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?


Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?


Do babies produce more spit than adults?


How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?


Do cows have calf muscles?


Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?


If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?


If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?


Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?


If you died with braces on would they take them off?


If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?


Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?


Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?


If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?


Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?


Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?


Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?


How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?


Have ex-punsters been expunged?


Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?


Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?


Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?


Have ex-bankers become disinterested?


Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?


Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?


Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?


Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?


Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?


Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?


Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?


Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?


Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?


Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?


Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?


Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?


Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

If you ansewr all of these you will get ten pionts plus then more piont by another question?
You aren't a very smart one are you?
Reply:woahh
Reply:-no because the dead person doesnt really exactly count.


-yes you can cry underwater


-yes because he might tell the woman once he comes out of the woods


-yes because they can break their bones just as easily as people with hair


-a novel is a ficticious prose narrative of book length; a book is a written or printed work


-the opinion of "old" varies from person to person so it cant really be defined


-i dont think they would have to show it, because its just wasting power. they would still have to show it even if one person showed up for the movie


-the government owns everything below the crust, i believe


-i guess it would either be a pocket or a cold pocket...


-i have no clue


-glue doesnt stick to the inside because the inside is still wet.


i dont feel like answering anymore of these questions.........


shadow
Reply:yes


i think so


yes


yes


idk


about 60


i dont think so


i think so


no its still a hot pocket just not hot


some didnt evolve like us


no oxygen in there


Idk thats a good one


i dont think so


i dont know i was actually thinking about that yesterday


idk


she liked to rip people off


yet another good question


when a sponge gets old it becomes more round


same amount


lol no i dont think so


duck telling u to watch out chicken is teasing u


i doubt that they pay for it


i like to think so


that would be a good science experiment


i think so


good question


i already answered


i dont think they would serve them


No its an African Elephant in America


because it isnt ink


probably the patient because the "doctor died"


your rockin it to sleep


i dont know


she didnt


yes its thethat way retard people cant sue them


no


he has a machine breathing for him and talking for him


probably not


idk


thats a good question ask a deaf person


hes a very smart man


i didnt knowq ppl did that


good question


they like to test things out for themselves


idk


i guess it sounds cool


they want to make it sound bettter


a prince


red slymoblizes danger


IT requires think and there are two ppl competing to win


good quesition


maybe a prison for hermaphrodites


yes


idk


i dont think so ur body would reales the pee


they talk the way they think he sounded











well im bored there were some fun questions i wonder if anyone willl write more then me
Reply:the answer is.....because you don't have a life!





naw, just joking, but god damn, to much questions
Reply:that would take like 18 years to answer, but i read it all!! took me a while tho.... it was kinda funny
Reply:yes, yes no , no, no difference, ...the rest are simply too deep for me. though i contain infinite knowledge, i must summarize the rest with incredibly wise words: idk
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?


NO


Can you cry under water?


YES


If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?


YES


Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?


YES


What's the difference between a novel and a book?


A NOVEL IS LONGER


How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?


70


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?


NO


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?


YES


If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?


YES


If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?


BECAUSE ONLY SOME OF US EVOLVED





Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


WOA.WIERD.IDK


Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.


EXACTLY


Do penguins have knees?


NO


Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


WHYS IT COMING ON


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? SO YOU DON'T BLOCK OTHER PEOPLE


Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? SHE FOUND SPECIAL SEASHELS


In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?FICTION


Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? HES ADOPTED


Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?


YES


If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?


YES HAHA


Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? THEY ARE NOT REFERRING TO DUCKS


If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?


NO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?YES


If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?WHAT WOULD IT VACUUME


Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? NO





Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? IM GENEROUS


Can you cry underwater?YES YOU ARLEADY ASKEDM E


You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?YES


If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? YES


Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?CUZ I SAID SO


If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? BOTH


Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO GO TO SLEEP


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?WE WANNA FLIP


Isn't that the way we normally are?UPSIDE DOWN


If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?SHE DIDNT THATS WHY SHE WAS GREEN


If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?NO


Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? FOR RETARDS


Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?NOPE


How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?HES DARTH VADER


If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? YEAH JERK


When the French swear do they say pardon my English?NO THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED


Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? IMAGES


How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?HE MADE WALT DISNEY


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? I DONT KNOW


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? SOAP IS WHITE


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? WE CANT PROVE THAT THERE ARE THAT MANY STARS


Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?THEY WERE THE LATE VERSION


Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?FAST


If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?SHUSH


If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? A ROYAL BUTTHOLE


Why are red buttons always the most important?


THEY ATTRACK ATTENTION


How is chess considered a sport? YOUR HANDS ARE WORKING OUT


Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPITTING ANYTHING OUT


If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? THE ONE IT LOOKS LIKE AND THE LIFE STYLE IT LEADS


If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? NO





If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?


NO


Would you die if you didn't pee?


YES


Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?HOW DO YOU KNOW


How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.THERES A DIFF BETWEEN IMMATURE AND BEING A KID


Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.EATS EGGS


When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?GUESS NOT IT WONT MATTER ANYWAY


If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?OH WELL


If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?


YES


Could you be a closet claustrophobic?


URD


Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them


ITS NOT A PROBLEM


If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? THEIR NOT FRIED


Where do all the daylight savings hours go? TOMMORW


Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?ASK GOD


What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?NOTHING


Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"





DUHH


are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?


I DO


How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?


HE DOESNT


Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?


IDK


Can you slam a revolving door?


YES


How young can you be, but still die of old age?


56


What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?


NOTHING


Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?


NO


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


ALRAEDY ASKED ME THIS


If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands?


THATS FOR HIM TO KNOW


What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?


GET A CARD FOR YOURELF


Can you read a picture book?


YES YOU READI NTO THE PICS


Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?


YOU CANT SHAKE KETCHUP PACKETS


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? NOT AT SLEEPYS


Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?


YES


Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!


LOL





If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?


NO


if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?YES


What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?


IDK


What shape is the sky?


NONE


If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?


NO


Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?


YES


f you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?





BLINKING


If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?


NO


What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?


IDKYES


Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?YES


Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?YES


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?YES


Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??YES


Why do blacklights look purple?YES


Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?YES


Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?YES








How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?YES


Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?YES


If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?YES


If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?YES


Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teache
Reply:1-99) either yes, no, or idk








i get 10 pionts i answered every one of them
Reply:Who would be stupid enough to do this....


anyways my answers are: yes, no, yes, and yes.


Hope im rite!
Reply:YES! ;)
Reply:I have one for you: If the police arrest a mime, do they give it the right to remain silent?
Reply:haha.. dont know what to tell you..but most of those the answer is obvious. either its called that cuz someone just thought it up and everybody went along with it.. for the building thing, or its a play on words with the cow giving spoiled milk if you pamper it, and the answer is obviously no. dont know what to tell you.. good luck to someone who actually wastes all the time to answer all those
Reply:No


Yes, crying is a feeling


Hell yea lol


No


a book can be any stack of pages…A novel is too long, and is most likely a story


A couple of days before ur death


Yes


In a way..lol but no


yes


I don’t believe in evolution :P








cuz it was made that way


U got a point there..they should change its name…dumb show anyway..lol go watch lost


yes


Dumb forieners started it…haha lol, russelle peters


They don’t care about u…they wana make sure they can save themselves first..lol


she was blonde.lol


fiction from a non-christian perspective, and vis versa for a christian


Dumb show..i didn’t even know that till now..lol


yes


haha lol…I don’t like milk anyways. So I guess yea


cuz duck has another meaning…to crouch


hell yea…ill make them pay.lol


I guess


AHHAHA%26gt;…..Yes leanrt from experience


no..i don’t believe in them


cuz stone cold said so


yes…I answered this above!!


Yes


yes,,in a way


cuz, it’s its like writing on ur hand…is ur hand blue?


Neither..he’d go out for a smoke


ignorance I guess


I guess


she didn’t


no ..im not bald and I never wore one when I worked


lol….just incase I guess


idk


he does?


yea so stand up


HAhaha lol


no..niether


Geniouses


hungrieness beats all


Cuz that’s the way it works


Huh?


idk


no


yea


I’d laugh if that happend


Red is a coulor that comes quick to the mind I guess


u use ur brain energy I guess


cuz drueling is an accident


the it prison


yea.lol


idk


No..ud pee anyways


cuz he likes them that way


ignorance..


he steals them from a chicken


no


fake marbels I gues


I have no clue…but ull melt on the way..lol


yes


fart on them


cuz its good with FRIED things


they burn in hell


Because after u cut ur hair it grows faster again and again


It dies


haha trick question I guess


who said that?


with sharp @ss nails


Cuz it will stink than


haha no


.1111111111 years old I guess


I will eat it


no


cuz


who said he was civilized


u kill the person who gave it to you


yea…pictures have meanings


I have no clue


yea….humtyday


Mermaids don’t exist


so true


ull see a reflection?


21


the world ends


that’s something with no shape I guess


proabably


haha…I guess people are





winking


yes


what is a chickpea? Good question


play on words I guess


because there prtty and their not


they do?


That’s my new word…adultnapped


they dont


yes


there dumb people I guess..lol I love rain..and ionly see that in movies. :P








cuz those are against the bible believes I guess


It should be


no…if there were u would lose breath and die on the way


yes


my teachers are cheaters,,lol


Cuz when ur happy ur lou


Cuz it entered the mouth lol


Yes…take a bite out of it and u might know the true beliefe.lol


cuz u do care…that’s why its…LIKE u don’t care


Pineapple is a word taken from both I guess


haha lol…so true


cuz it gets old


yea lol


no


cuz it makes them look good


stupid schools I guess


cuz downhells can get bad…and there also easy to go down


HE IS AN IDIOT….


Used in different ways


yes


no it doesn’t


Yes


Haha…yea I guess..poor kid tho


it’s the way they work I guess


those I don’t think will be considered pets


it can’t?


up.


cuz that’s 2 specific..although some people do


This q is soo dumb…it makes it easier to see…cuz u focus on a smaller place


I have no clue


none?


we don’t


Cuz the name sounds cool


200years


*Yes…but he would probably eat it


dumbness…


same I guess


cuz there so unhealthy I guess


idk


the chemicals I guess


1


yes


The wqay there soed..i guess


no


yes


no…unless ur really tall


its not..its a name showing love to one I guess


have a paster


I hate science


idk


cuz its natural to come on to you


hippos aren’t brown brown.


yes


no


yes


yes


no


huh?


too expensive..lloll


no


yes


its open in another place?


*AHAHa…its not called fly cuz it flys..or is it


cuz that’s disgusting


it isn’t?


cuz stone cold said so


cuz that’s what a monopoly is


cuz..it will taste even worse…sort of sour bitter I guess


yes


cuz it adapts to its meaning


I guess so


why are u bigger than ur doG?


cuz ur sitten or stangin…ur not doin anything new


cuz that’s what it is


cuz the radio. Doesn’t allow one to concentrate….i will start calling it a-door


first time I hear that word


cuz…its getting deaper in the darknes idk!


cuz, that makes it sound better


who knows


I agree it should be called a “built”








Their im done! :P


that was fn....now i wouldn't normally do this...but can i have BA...haha lol


pce





i like most of those q? my fav was
Reply:ummm...ummmm... 7 ate 9!!!
Reply:Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? no


Can you cry under water? never tried


If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? yes. men are always wrong


Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? only in december


What's the difference between a novel and a book? novel is lnoger


How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 89


If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yea the movie workers watch it


If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? no just to the 8th layer


If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? no just a cold hot pocket


If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? they arent








Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? special material


Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. they arent solved yet.


Do penguins have knees? no just floopy legs


Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? beccause it sounds better


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? no you would be too sacred


Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? she was doing it for charity


In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? they dont carry the bible


Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? he is rare


Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?yes


If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no


Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? because chickens are gross


If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? no


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? they do.. but only the bad people


If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? it does yes


Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? no


Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? because you are helping


Can you cry underwater? no


You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yes they would


If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? depends on your political stance


Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? it does, but it is invisible


If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the docotr


Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? we secretly want our babbies to fall out


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? it feels good


Isn't that the way we normally are?


If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? she never did


If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? yes


Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? they have to


Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? they do yes


How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? he has two mouths


If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? no sit down


When the French swear do they say pardon my English? yes


Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? hands


How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? fun


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? prayer


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they hate color


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? they likepaint


Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? they dont


Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?


If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? no it wouldnt


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