I am worried about the fate of my one time nemisis...Please help!?

Casey Culligan, the sleazy local funeral director that stole my precious white trailer trash, dyed blonde haired, toothless, tobacco chewing ex g/f has taken a turn for the worst. The doctors are baffled because he appears to have a massive rectal infection. I decided to send him a get well card due to my concerns....along with a poem



The cards shows some daisies..and when you open it--



It Says---



Spring is in full swing

Flowers are in the air

You shouldn't be putting your thing

into my precious mare



the itch that you feel

was intended for a rat

So the next time you try to steal

Just remember that



Should I add another line?? Also, should I sign it? What about the doctors, should I give them a heads up on the rat poison? Your thoughts//

I am worried about the fate of my one time nemisis...Please help!?
Snizz I have a washing machine in my porch its the rolling kind too so cool...



anywho...Don't sign it let it be a secret admirer thang...but do add another line to make it more spicy..



I hope for the best

but expect the worse

true love only comes to nerds..

you stolen my heart

for that live like a rat..



try that..
Reply:Sounds perfectly eloquent to Wonder.

May I also have a copy to send to the trailer trash orchard people, who allow their freaking dogs to poop in Wonder's yard 47 times a day?

Also, how do I get rat poison in their food?

Love,

Wonder

xoxoxo
Reply:Too bad Y!A doesn't have a redneck section!



"warning, you must have a washingmachine on your porch to answer this question"
Reply:Shh! Don't wanna incriminate yerself bud!
Reply:You really need to forgive him from the heart the bitterness will destroy you.
Reply:whoa its like a movie...thats brutal